Gay Futuristic Pirates

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

aiclan:

release the hounds

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuy:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

zeldanerdbuscusthe7th:

katzmatt:

unlubricated-anal-sex:

fuzzd:

dduane:

That Green Lantern one will do, thanks. :)

Ditto

The last one, omg <3

i love rings like this

are we just not gonna talk about how that harry potter book got murdered?

One day I will start making jewellery like this.

tardis one pl ea se

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pathwalker:

cant

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crazed-and-confused:

gamzee5ever:

artxmits:

Transparent Snap for your page~

OMG I REMEMBER THIS SHOW.

the fact that this show is nonexistent online makes me really sad inside

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death-by-lulz:

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

death-by-lulz:

thefrogman:

By Ian Padgham

thefrogman:

By Phil McAndrew [website | tumblr | twitter]

[h/t: tastefullyoffensive]

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“We have one more video question from a special friend of ours.” (x)

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death-by-lulz:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

This makes me happy inside

moosifer00:

seerofsarcasm:

nocommericalvalue:

awildhare:

Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance. 

Fuck yeah

That last one’s a manatee are you seriously suggesting that a manatee would try to kill you because they won’t, they’ll just flot next to you and hug you and make you a cup of tea. 

The manatee will try to kiss you and bump you with its giant lovable nose which will result in sending you flying several yards and into a ship’s propeller. Be wary.

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sillydodobird:

laxita2688:

sugoi-ass-prince:

expelled-from-heaven:

This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION 

there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!

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